Susan Bachmann’s Campaign is Heating Up

This is from my sister, who works at Barnes & Noble:

Couple comes in tonight asking for the “Susan Bachmann book.” I looked it up— nothing. They said “oh, well now, I guess it’s obvious that Barnes and Noble is slanted. The truth comes out! I didn’t think that they’d be so obvious with it.” To which I said, “Wait, what is this book?” They said “it’s the woman running for president who IS GOING TO WIN. Me- “Michelle Bachmann?” Them- “Oh yeah, that’s her name.” I hand them the book.