I’ll Take It!

Friend just now: “My wife just told me to tell you she thinks you are sexy.”
Me: “You’ve got to be kidding.”
Friend: “No, it’s true, although she’s been drinking.”
Me: “Well, find out my 3 sexiest traits.”
Friend: “Ok, I’m asking her… she said your razor sharp wit, your laissez-faire attitude..”
Me: “Alright, prettay good so far”
Friend: “Oh wait, she just uttered, definitely not your height or looks”
Me: “Oh come on.”